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DUMB ROBBER: A young teller was new to the job when she was approached by her first robber. Noticing that the man's grammer was not the greatest, the teller figured that the would be criminal was slightly slow. She told the robber that he had to have an account to rob a bank. Disappointed, the man left.
DUMB BURGLAR: Burglars in Larch Barrens, Md., tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag Gun.
DUMB TURN SIGNAL: There was a man on a high speed car chase. The alleged criminal pulled a whole string of police vehicles behind him. Speeds went up to 100 mph. So, what is so abnormal about this, you hear about it almost every day.. well, this guys used his turn-signal everytime he changed directions, incliding lane changes. The police know within a half block when and where he was going.
aw.. how sad:
DUMB THIEF: A man took two live lobsters from a tank in a Boston, Massachusetts supermarket and stuffed them down his trousers. The lobsters fastened onto his manhood and refused to let go. Doctors reportedly said the result was "a do-it-yourself vasectomy" and told him he might never be a father.
DUMB THIEF: A woman fainted at a supermarket checkout counter in Berne, Switzerland, in Saptember 1991. Staff thought she'd had a heart attack, but when the paramedics arrived they found a stolen chicken stuffed down her bra. The cold from the chicken had caused her to pass out. After recovering in the hospital she was charged with theft.
DUMB BURGLAR: In Sacramento, California a burglar had a stereo and other items from the home he'd broken into, lined up by the front food and all ready to go. He was then struck with the desire to take a bubble bath. He fell asleep in the tub, the owner returned, and the police were called to wake him.
DUMB VIOLIN: An uninformed burglar who stole a 300-year-old violin, returned it to its owner's door in Munich, Germany, with a note complaining that it was out of tune. The violin was actually worth $80,000.
DUMB PURSE SNATCHER: A purse snatcher ended up in the hospital when he tried to rob two women in a street in Nice, France. The victims were burly transvestites who beat him up and left him with broken ribs.
DUMB PRISON: Prison guards in Calaya were lambasted after six inmates escaped during fitness sessions in the exercise yard. The convicts apparently bounced over the wall using a trampoline.
haha.
DUMB DRUNK: A woman was arrested in Lake City, Florida for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chain saw, which was not plugged in.
DUMB POT HEAD: Police in Idaho were amused when they arrived to write up a burglary, and the homeowner told them that the thief got his VCR, his bong, and his stash of marijuana. Luckily, however, the thief had missed his marijuana pipe. The police ticketed the guy for possession of drug paraphernalia.
DUMB FAST FOOD WORKER: A girl went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked for minimal lettuce. The individual behind the counter said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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